There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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