She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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