Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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