): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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