I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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