So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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