You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
