i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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