So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We’re leaving where are you
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