I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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