i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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