You're completely useless in the revolution.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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