did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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