Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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