i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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