Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Panties = found
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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