Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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