so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
