Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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