The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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