he looks like a really good dad on facebook
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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