Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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