Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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