he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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