Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Acid is not a monday night drug
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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