three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dignity is for republicans.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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