I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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