Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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