Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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