I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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