Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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