everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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