Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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