butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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