just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
