With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I could fuck to npr.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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