Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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