Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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