new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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