i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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