i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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