it wasn't lemon gatorade
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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