why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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