Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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