Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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