Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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