the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
