he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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