I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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