I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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